Events

2^n Cookies (1/20 New House Country Kitchen)

Make as many cookies as possible.

2^n Dumplings (1/20 518 Beacon)

We make as many dumplings as possible.

2^n Mochi (1/21 New House Country Kitchen)

Make as much mochi as possible.

Crazy?

I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy?....

Cooking With a Car Battery (1/19 11-1pm MITERS)

Use a car battery to heat a metal plate. Then cook food on that plate.

Gas Powered Toothbrush (1/19 2-4pm MITERS)

Have you ever felt that just brushing your teeth was too easy or carbon neutral? This is the event for you! Come find out how to use gas power for an activity that definitely doesn't need it.

Dicey Dice (1/19 4-5pm BMF Lounge)

"Hey. YOU! Yes, you! I want you to answer the following three Yes-No questions.

1. Do you play some form of dice-rolling game?

2. Do you have enough dice?

3a Do you want more dice?

3b. Do you want to own some of the most godawful gimmick dice to ever exist?

3c. Do you want to MAKE some of the most godawful gimmick dice to ever exist?

3d. Do you want to be the person at your table known for owning homemade godawful gimmick dice, which makes you by definition THEE coolest person at your table?

*The answer key can be found below.

1. Yes OR No (accept both)

2. No

3a. Yes. 3b. Yes. 3c. Yes. 3d. Yes.

No regrades will be accepted. If you have answered any of the above questions incorrectly, that is unacceptable and I will be in your walls. For the rest of you, join us in the Shitty Dice Making event! Bring your own ~inclusions~, and, of course, your creativity! Some materials will be provided.

*If your fellow gamers also show up to the event and make their own terrible dice, we cannot guarantee your unique maximum coolness."

100 Bottles of Kool-Aid on the Wall (1/19 5-6 EC Stud Space)

Title. Assemble as many drinks up to 100 on the wall of the EC Stud Space.

Big Plastic Tub of Ramen (1/19 6-8 EC Stud Space)

Fill up a giant plastic tub full of ramen.

Monkley King 3 (1/19 8-11 Room 3-333)

Watch "Monkey King 3" three times, then attempt to act out the movie live.

The nth Annual Python Bee (1/20 12-3 Room 4-370)

"Imagine coding blind, under time pressure, without being able to backspace, in front of an audience. Is this a nightmare? No! It's a Python Bee."

GOLD! (1/20 12-7 Bio Maker Space)

"E-waste -> gold -> profit???

Unfortunately, Stata waste contains a lot of precious metals that is simply thrown out to some 3rd party. It’s such a shame that we allow these other people to take our gold, when we could be using it to pay for our tuition or something. THIS ENDS NOW!!! Join us as we reclaim what is rightfully ours from the depths of Stata loading docks. We will be in the BioMakerspace from 12 – 6PM, and you can watch us flounder our way through chemistry either virtually through a livestream, or in-person in the BioMakerspace lounge."

Hot Tub (POSTPONED)

Restore a broken hot tub or build a tub from scratch, and fill it with liquid.

Massive Igloo (1/20 2-4pm Briggs Feild)

Everyone makes a block of ice in some shape or form and brings it to one location to build a massive igloo

"Randomized Hair Dyeing (1/20 3-6pm BMF Lounge)

Making choices is hard. But hair dye is good! Eliminate the usual decision paralysis that you face when confronted with All of the Colors. Come try your luck and get some new color!

Debunking Tres Leches (1/20 4-5pm EC Stud Space)

I will set out to demonstrate that Tres Leches cake is a fallacy. Evaporated milk + Condensed milk = REGULAR MILK WAKE UP SHEEPLE. I will conduct a state of the art scientific experiment to prove this hypothesis and participants are welcome to co-author my paper.

Campus-Wide Kekechez (1/20 4-7pm All Around Campus)

Kekechez has escaped the mortal bounds of Fifth West. Come one come all, our Kart offers a variety of cuisines ranging from keke to chez. Drop by any of the concurrent events and you may catch the ever moving Kart of Kekechez!

Cult Challenge (1/20 5pm-9pm EC Stud Space)

Compete against another team to create the best cult and gain the most followers. Culminating in a ritual of your own design at the end, the victor will be decided by who gets the most cultists.

Caffinated Operation (1/20 6-7pm EC Stud Space)

Have you ever thought about a career in surgery? Have you ever thought about downing a Monster at 4AM? Come drink a safe amount of the Panera Bread Death Lemonade and compete to finish the classic surgery game Operation in record time!

Infinite Conga Line (1/20 7-7:30pm Infinite)

A conga line as long as the infinite.

Judcomm (1/20 7-9pm 32-155)

Come air ur drama out and we'll decide whose right and wrong in the court of public opinion.

Fake HouseComm (1/20 9-10 EC Stud Space)

A mock EC housecomm where we discuss the wildest agenda topics with unusual food combinations for snacks.

Winter Water Slide (1/21 12-2pm 69 Chestnut St)

Water slide? In the winter? That sounds like a bad idea! Bring you swimsuits and come join us.

Breakcore Break-Core (1/21 1-3pm N52 Courtyard)

We smash objects like mugs while listening to breakcore music.

Long Noodle (1/21 2-5pm New House Country Kitchen)

Make, cook and eat a ludicrously long noodle

Liar Liar Pants on Fire (1/21 4-6pm EC Stud Space)

We buy a lie detector. You are challenged to beat it.

Stud Bowling Alley (1/21 6-8pm EC Stud Space)

"I recently (30 minutes ago) found out there used to be a bowling alley in the stud basement. We have a nice room in the stud basement. This room will be freshly waxed for iap. Lliterally perfect"

Drinking Heavy Water (1/21 7-8pm EC Stud Space)

You, YES YOU can drink heavy water TODAY! If you don't know what heavy water is you don't deserve to drink it >:(

Green Building Challenge (1/21 8-11pm Building 54)

Challenge yourself to scaling the green building's full 21 stories of stairs.